This then is a comprehensive guide to the dialect of the moles in Redwall and while it has been thoroughly compiled it doesn’t have anything to properly express how happy I am that it exists

Animal Crossing New Leaf is great for a myriad of reasons and one of them is that it’s entirely reasonable to just be carrying a whale shark around in your pocket

mitchellthespaceman asked: Do you play any sports?

Looking good

I remember this one show on Teletoon way way back called The Triplets where these sisters would periodically piss off a witch and as punishment she’d send them (they were babies(?!?!?!?)) into a fairytale trusting that the inhabitants/conditions of whatever world she was transporting them to wouldn’t kill them (again, babies(!!!!!)). And there was one episode where they get sent to the world of Alice In Wonderland and by now all three of them are pretty used to this process so they see a white rabbit run by and immediately try to figure out what fairytale they’re in. And Helena posits that they’re in The Tortoise And The Hare to which Anna responds “No. That’s not a fairytale. That’s a fable.” And seriously, thank god for that because Jesus Christ Helena get it together